Post by Adam on Feb 4, 2006 16:33:20 GMT
This wasn't written by me but (i feel) a rather amusing set of reasons given by a member of the bbc sport message boards:
Danny Murphy won't play tomorrow because...
1)His missus won't let him because it will clash with the Hollyoaks omnibus.
2)He doesn't want to suffer defeat at White Hart Lane as he is used to winning there when Charlton are present.
3)Rommedahl will try and break his legs after he's dissed Curbs and he doesn't fancy such a aggressive midfield battle with the powerhouse Danish enforcer.
4)He's got to stay in and wait for the delivery of a washing machine to his new semi in Walthamstow.
5)He's slightly worse than Spurs'other midfielders.
6)Sven won't be there so it won't help his England prospects.
7)Curbishley will be there so if he played it would obliterate his future England prospects.
8)He doesn't want to risk injury and spoil his chances of being Ronaldinho's replacement at the Nou camp in the next transfer window.
9)He will be hungover after attending all the A- list premiers he has been invited to tonight now that he is a Galatico at Spurs. He is also booked to open the Seven Sister's branch of Netto at midday tomorrow.
10)He can't be bothered playing in front of Charlton's away support-as he proved numerous times with us over the last 18 months.
11)Martin Jol never intended to actually play him. The whole transfer was a cunning plan created by Charlton Director and BBC main man Michael grade to encourage debate and 'banter' on 606 between Charlton and Spurs fans- who usually never engage in discussion on the boards.
P.S from me. I HATE SPURS, ALWAYS HAVE DONE, ALWAYS WILL, similarly i am a Charlton fan and hope we kick their arses tomorrow
Danny Murphy won't play tomorrow because...
1)His missus won't let him because it will clash with the Hollyoaks omnibus.
2)He doesn't want to suffer defeat at White Hart Lane as he is used to winning there when Charlton are present.
3)Rommedahl will try and break his legs after he's dissed Curbs and he doesn't fancy such a aggressive midfield battle with the powerhouse Danish enforcer.
4)He's got to stay in and wait for the delivery of a washing machine to his new semi in Walthamstow.
5)He's slightly worse than Spurs'other midfielders.
6)Sven won't be there so it won't help his England prospects.
7)Curbishley will be there so if he played it would obliterate his future England prospects.
8)He doesn't want to risk injury and spoil his chances of being Ronaldinho's replacement at the Nou camp in the next transfer window.
9)He will be hungover after attending all the A- list premiers he has been invited to tonight now that he is a Galatico at Spurs. He is also booked to open the Seven Sister's branch of Netto at midday tomorrow.
10)He can't be bothered playing in front of Charlton's away support-as he proved numerous times with us over the last 18 months.
11)Martin Jol never intended to actually play him. The whole transfer was a cunning plan created by Charlton Director and BBC main man Michael grade to encourage debate and 'banter' on 606 between Charlton and Spurs fans- who usually never engage in discussion on the boards.
P.S from me. I HATE SPURS, ALWAYS HAVE DONE, ALWAYS WILL, similarly i am a Charlton fan and hope we kick their arses tomorrow