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Post by Riddy on Dec 12, 2005 22:03:25 GMT
Joined it? I founded it mate (well the club of bad jokes anyway!)
heres a few more for your pleasure:
# What kind of guitar did the pool player own? # A-cue-stick.
# What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him? # I didn't do it on porpoise
# when is a door not a door? # when its ajar
and my personal fave...
# what's ET short for?
# cause he's got little legs!
I'm here all week
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Post by ruth on Dec 13, 2005 13:04:42 GMT
hahaha!!! aww quality!! you managed to amuse me and my work mate helen anyways but then again we are both very blonde so we are easily entertained!
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Post by Riddy on Dec 13, 2005 21:09:08 GMT
I have plenty of blonde jokes too...
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Post by colin on Dec 14, 2005 23:44:28 GMT
oi im blonde - dont even go there
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Post by Riddy on Dec 15, 2005 11:39:04 GMT
i think we already did...
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Post by ruth on Dec 31, 2005 10:38:51 GMT
come on then give us some of your bet blonde jokes!
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Post by ruth on Dec 31, 2005 10:39:48 GMT
how about the one how i can't type!! sorry new laptop not used to the keys yet anyways.....*best* blonde jokes!
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Post by mattskelding on Feb 2, 2006 3:12:07 GMT
2 blondes are on an 747 going on holiday and the captain's voice comes over the intercom:
"Ladies and Gentlemen, i'm sorry to inform you that we've just lost an engine and therefore will be arriving at our destination an hour late"
Time goes by, and then the captain makes another announcement:
"Ladies and Gentlemen, i'm sorry to inform you that we've just lost another engine and therefore will be arriving at our destination 2 hours late"
Time goes by, and then the captain makes another, slightly more panicked announcement:
"Ladies and Gentlemen, i'm sorry to inform you that we've just lost another engine and therefore will be arriving at our destination 3 hours late"
The rest of the passengers, apart from the blondes are quite worried by this point.
Time goes by, and then the captain makes another announcement:
"Ladies and Gentlemen, i'm sorry to inform you that we've just lost another engine..." (intercom cuts out mid-announcement)
"Oh no," says one of the blondes "Now we're going to be 4 hours late!"
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Post by mattskelding on Feb 2, 2006 3:13:06 GMT
Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common? A: They're both empty from the neck up.
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Post by ruth on Feb 9, 2006 14:21:14 GMT
haha very good! any more?
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Post by mattskelding on Feb 14, 2006 23:18:04 GMT
Many more, tho I keep getting told not to say them so i've got to make an effort to remember them and im a lazy sod so i cant be bothered
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Post by Riddy on Feb 15, 2006 11:02:37 GMT
matt can't be bothered? who'd have thunk it
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